I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(Source: flyingvirgin)

Tumble keeps telling me I have messeges . bitch check your self ain’t nothin’ there fool! Stop hitting my phone up.

Which will be getting gutted and organized and stuff.. And all my fat clothes can go to goodwill and new drawers and :0 might as well deck this shithole out seeing well be here for a while.




what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

Yay time to go do adult stufffff