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Woot a bajillion deposits all at once and I can go grab a vaccum today :)

Nothing like a 5 am drive to get to a 645 clean for 45 bucks yaaay sellout! Yaaay I hope its soap scummy and moldy and I hope they have 6 cats that poop everywhere

rhydonmyhardon:

AQUARIUS: you need to eat more ass
PISCES: you need to eat more ass
ARIES: you need to eat more ass
TAURUS: you need to eat more ass
GEMINI: you need to eat more ass
CANCER: you need to eat more ass
LEO: you need to eat more ass
VIRGO: you need to eat more ass
LIBRA: you need to eat more ass
SCORPIO: you need to eat more ass
SAGITTARIUS: you need to eat more ass
CAPRICORN: you need to eat more ass

Yay new phone same number no international anymore. Email me thepetalhaus@gmail.com (or my official if youve got it) hit me up here etc.

Don’t redirect your websites deny students their right to their transcripts you fuckfaces!!! SUCK MY DICK YOU SOUL SUCKING CUNTS

We fed turtles today and swam and I jumped off a ledge into water I couldn’t see the bottom of… Making progress. Also made him feel like a douche because he chose his weed over getting my shoe he dropped in the water… That he dropped.

tinkevidia:

Sanrio: Hello Kitty:)

Hi yes this will be my wedding bouquet and the center pieces…hell he better have these splayed on bed on our wedding night